Father's Day Awkwardness.

I got a good stash of stuff for Father's Day.  A T-Shirt, a subscription to Loot Box, a free lunch, love and adoration from y family.

However, the most worrisome gift is that the family got together and bought me a trophy for being the Most Valuable Dad.  See here:

That's right other dads.  *I* am the MOST valuable.
I might not be #1, but the most valuable.

So, now, I'm in the awkward position of having to decide which is my favorite trophy.  On one hand, I had to *really* work for the MVP father trophy, and Viva was won without even a full understanding of the rules.  On the other hand, Viva is movable and he's featured on a Webby-nominated blog.

Man, this is a harder choice than having to pick a favorite child.  (If you're wondering, my favorite child is Gunter, hands down.  The dude saved my life 3 times already.  And not like "Oh, he made me re-think my life decisions" saved my life situation.  I'm talking taking down a Russian assassin who had me in his cross-hairs.  Gunter does NOT mess around.)

Oh, who am I kidding?  I love them both equally and they will be with me forever.

FOR.

EVER.