So, when I humiliated the rest of the league by shredding all y'alls brackets, my initial thought was to take Viva *EVERYWHERE*. To the park, to the office, on all trips that I take. Well... things got a little hairy this past year in that I plum forgot about Viva until about 2-3 hours into the two trips that I took in July. Yeah, I did contemplate turning around. But the stern look from my wife stopped that line of reasoning right in its tacks.
So, upon coming home from the second July trip (to the mountains), things were understandably a little awkward. Here's how the conversation went:
Hey Viva.... How's it going?
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Are you mad that I didn't bring you on either road trip that we took in July?
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| A little less conversation, baby. |
Come on now. It was an honest mistake. And I'm sorry.
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| You were cruel to a heart that was true. |
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| I was so lonely... I could have died! |
Well, I've got great news! I got you something!
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| What's this now? |
That's right, Viva. I got you a friend. Straight from Lake Lure, North Carolina. May I present to you....
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| Yeah, Yeah?? |
... my good friend..... GnomElvis!!!
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| !!! |
What do you think?
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| Oh... |
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| My.... |
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| GOD!!! |
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| BEST GNOME EVER!!!! |
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| .... Wait - what's this now??? |
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! that is a frickin awesome!! I love it. And i can't believe you have a gnome that looks like elvis!! that's hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI love the elvis gnome and want to win him too now!!!! And he's not "home alone". The movie is actually called provolone (Scott please insert picture here ).
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