Thursday, December 10, 2015

Viva needs some new wheels.

They grow up so fast, don't they?  I mean one day, you're transporting them over state lines (arguably a bit early than is strictly correct), and the next day they need their own own transportation.  When I asked why Viva needed a car, he said "For the chicks, man.  For the chicks!"

I couldn't really argue with him in good conscience, so I dropped him off at the nearest car dealership "Pikachu's Discount Vehicle Emporium."  And here's how that went:


Pikachu: Pickachu, Pika, Pika.
Viva:  Well, hello, you creepy little thing.  What are you now?


Pikachu:  Pika, Pika.
Viva:  Uhh.. OK.  Anyway, I need a car.  Something to really wow the ladies.
Pikachu: (gesturing for Viva to follow)  Pika, Pikachuuuuuuuu.


Viva:  I'm not sure that you understand, fella.  I'm looking for a car.  You know.  4 wheels, 2 seats.
Pikachu: (slaps head)  Pikachu.  PikAchu.


Viva:  Well, this is closer... but you gottta understand.  I need something smooth.  You know, something that the ladies will really get.
Pika:  Pika, pika.
Viva:  Wait a minute... Are you a gal or a girl?  Maybe that's what the disconnect is...


Pikachu:  (Growling) PIKA...
Viva:  OK OK, Mr. Achu.  Let's see what else you've got.


Pikachu: (Proudly)  Pika.... chu.
Viva:  ...
Pikachu:  Pika?
Viva:  It just ... like... it looks kinda like half a car.  Do you have something .. maybe ... fuller?  I've got money.  I can pay.
Pikachu:  (eyes lighting up and nodding) Pika, pika.


Viva:  Well, this is nice... but not really what I'm looking for.
Pikachu:  Pikachu?
Viva:  Let's just stay out of the truck section entirely, shall we?
Pikachu:  (nods)


Viva:  Now, we're getting closer!  A little muscle under the hood, a few years older...
Pikachu:  Pickachu.
Viva:  Do you have anything slightly more classic?
Pikachu:  (scratches head.  Then, snapping fingers)  Pikachu!!


Viva:  Oh, baby... This is almost perfect... Do you have anything slightly bigger??
Pikachu:  nods excitedly.


Viva: Oh, yeah.  This is so close!!  but a little effeminate.  Anything maniler??
Pikachu:  Pika, pika!!


Viva:  Yes!  This is it, you odd little fellow.  I'll take it!
Pikachu:  Pika, pika, pikach-
Viva peels out and leaves Pikachu in a trail of dust.

And THAT dear friends is how Viva got his ride on.

2 comments:

  1. what are the chances we talked about amiibos and here you are using 1 :)

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    1. Ha! Yeah, I hadn't thought about that. :)

      Odd though,I actually received notification about this comment. I mean, Yay! Definintely Yay! but strange.

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