I couldn't really argue with him in good conscience, so I dropped him off at the nearest car dealership "Pikachu's Discount Vehicle Emporium." And here's how that went:
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Viva: Well, hello, you creepy little thing. What are you now?
Pikachu: Pika, Pika.
Viva: Uhh.. OK. Anyway, I need a car. Something to really wow the ladies.
Pikachu: (gesturing for Viva to follow) Pika, Pikachuuuuuuuu.
Viva: I'm not sure that you understand, fella. I'm looking for a car. You know. 4 wheels, 2 seats.
Pikachu: (slaps head) Pikachu. PikAchu.
Viva: Well, this is closer... but you gottta understand. I need something smooth. You know, something that the ladies will really get.
Pika: Pika, pika.
Viva: Wait a minute... Are you a gal or a girl? Maybe that's what the disconnect is...
Pikachu: (Growling) PIKA...
Viva: OK OK, Mr. Achu. Let's see what else you've got.
Pikachu: (Proudly) Pika.... chu.
Viva: ...
Pikachu: Pika?
Viva: It just ... like... it looks kinda like half a car. Do you have something .. maybe ... fuller? I've got money. I can pay.
Pikachu: (eyes lighting up and nodding) Pika, pika.
Viva: Well, this is nice... but not really what I'm looking for.
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Viva: Let's just stay out of the truck section entirely, shall we?
Pikachu: (nods)
Viva: Now, we're getting closer! A little muscle under the hood, a few years older...
Pikachu: Pickachu.
Viva: Do you have anything slightly more classic?
Pikachu: (scratches head. Then, snapping fingers) Pikachu!!
Viva: Oh, baby... This is almost perfect... Do you have anything slightly bigger??
Pikachu: nods excitedly.
Viva: Oh, yeah. This is so close!! but a little effeminate. Anything maniler??
Pikachu: Pika, pika!!
Viva: Yes! This is it, you odd little fellow. I'll take it!
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pikach-
Viva peels out and leaves Pikachu in a trail of dust.
And THAT dear friends is how Viva got his ride on.
what are the chances we talked about amiibos and here you are using 1 :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Yeah, I hadn't thought about that. :)
DeleteOdd though,I actually received notification about this comment. I mean, Yay! Definintely Yay! but strange.